The whole purpose of place like Starbucks is for people with no decision making ability
whatsoever to make 6 decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.
Short, Tall, Light, Dark, Caf, Decaf, Low fat, Non fat, Et cetera.
so people who don't know that the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can,
for $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee, but absolutely defining sense of self.
Tall... Decaf... Cappuccino!
